Food is available on the night (except the Christmas Party Night), and will be served either before the comedy starts or during one of the two intervals. If you are coming as part of a large group you are advised to pre-order your food by contacting Craig Wilson  via e-mail on or by phone 01908 364192.

The Comedy Cow at Red Dot Menu


For 1 £5.95
For 2 to Share £8.95
For 4 to Share £13.95

Thai Seafood Dim Sum
Seafood Money Bags, Seafood Spring Roll, Seafood Samosa and Prawn Balls with Sweet Chilli Dipping Sauce and Prawn Crackers

Indian Vegetarian Selection
Sweet Potato Bhaji, Mushroom and Spring Onion Pakora, Butternut Squash Samosa, Spinach Pakora served with Popadoms and Mango Chutney

Chinese Meat Selection
Hoi Sin Duck Spring Rolls, Chicken Satay Stick, BBQ Baby Ribs, with Prawn Crackers and Hoi Sin Sauce

Burgers and Hot Dogs

Cheese and Bacon Burger Served with Chunky Chips £10.50
Lamb and Mint Burger Served with Chunky Chips £10.50
Spicy Chicken Fillet Burger with Chunky Chips £10.50
Caesar Dog served with Chunky Chips £9.95
Chilli Dog Served with Chunky Chips £9.95
Spicy Chickpea and Spinach Falafel Burger served with Chunky Chips £9.95

Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough £2.25
Ben and Jerry’s Strawberry Cheesecake £2.25
Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie £2.25

To pre order and pay for food please contact Craig Wilson at DoubleTree by Hilton, Milton Keynes via email with your catering request.